December 2011
that awkward moment when your girlfriend’s mom is calling you a piece of shit and a bitch
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“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via doozerbuddy)
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enemity:
moms they push you out of their vaginas ONE time and they think they automatically own you or something
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“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
– Augusten Burroughs (via onlyhappythings)
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“You are the only one who has understood even a whisper of me, and I will tell...”
– Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer (via thechocolatebrigade)
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“[TRIGGER WARNING: Rape] Fat women are treated as utterly undesirable in our...”
– Jaclyn Friedman, What You Really Really Want: The Smart Girl’s Shame-Free Guide to Sex and Safety (via khaleesi
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1993 Nirvana interview
Interviewer: Who is your celebrity crush?
Kurt: My wife, Courtney
Interviewer: Besides Courtney!
Dave: Hahahahaha
Kurt: I don't notice any other woman besides Courtney. They could be supermodels and it wouldn't mean a thing. I only have eyes for her [Courtney Love] because no one is better.
Interviewer: Oh?
Kurt: I know it sounds cliche but it's true. I'm sorry that I'm not giving you more of a headline. *smirk*
Interviewer: How about you Dave?
Dave: Claudia Schiffer
Interviewer: Krist?
Krist: Besides my wife Shelli who will always be my number one crush.... I think Julia Roberts is really pretty.
Dave: Julia Roberts? Come on!
Krist: She is! I'm a fan!
Kurt: There you have it! Krist will be her costar in Pretty Woman 2. It's the opportunity of a lifetime!
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“If you don’t like the way I look, you can go in that room over there and hang...”
– Annie Segarra (via curvesahead
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“I interviewed a woman who is terminally ill. ‘So,’ I tried to delicately ask,...”
– Unknown (via underaged)
